I was asked to write this 'ere intro for "The Lighter Side" by my good pal, Barbara, and I thought what an absolutely fantastic chance it was for me to hold you all captive and under my spell. So, if you will all look this way (hey, straight ahead, not over there) I'll tell you what this section is all about. It's all about laughter—laughing so much it hurts your sides, makes your eyes and noses run (sometimes explode), and elicits spontaneous mouth-driven fountains of coke, coffee, or whatever is your tipple. Not to mention the snorts, guffaws, giggles, and screams of raucous laughter reminiscent of a herd of female "going through the change" bison, when face-to-face with a young, eager stud-muffin buffalo. Warning, this section may stretch your chuckle muscle beyond its limits and It's About Women accepts no responsibility whatsoever for any damage to keyboards, screens, or any other anatomical parts attached or unattached to your person while visiting The Lighter Side. Below, you will find brief intros to each posting.
~ Brief Intros to Current Postings ~
Womanhood by unknown author
We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Read More . . .
Girlfriends by unknown author
A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her mother.
As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.
"Don't forget your girlfriends," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. Read More . . .
Difference Between Men and Women by unknown author
The difference between men and women...simply put...women speak in estrogen and men listen in testosterone. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged.
Relationships:
First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship—he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis." Read More . . .
Business Mergers by unknown author
The stock market has not been in the greatest shape lately. Current economic conditions have forced many companies to contemplate mergers. Here are a few to keep an eye on:
Xerox and Wurlitzer ~ They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers ~ The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild. Read More . . .
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